27 January 2002
I had another weird dream last night. It was my dad's birthday,
and we had TWO refrigerators full of cake for him! And there
was one piece that I had sliced that I wanted to eat, and
I couldn't find it ANYWHERE! My cousin Dan was there (he's
my age, but in the dream he was seven). In the living room,
there were Christmas trees, and someone had hidden pieces
of cake under them. So I searched and searched for my piece
of cake. The further back under the tree I went (it went
back really far!), the stranger the pieces of cake began
to look. They were shaped like little log cabins, and there
were little gumdrops and plastic trees and stuff set around
for scenery. And I found a present my mom was giving me — it
was a stuffed gorilla that talks. It had 300 different things
it could say, and its eyes lit up and stuff. It was one of
those "intelligent toys" that can learn if you
help them. The funny thing is, I don't really like big monkies.
I like little fuzzy monkies, but not big ones. And she didn't
just get me one, she got me TWO! I never did find my piece
of cake.
This was a pretty fun weekend. On Thursday night, Adam and
I went out to eat at the Court Street Diner, then went to
see The Royal Tenenbaums. It was a pretty cool movie. Friday
night, Summer came over and we went to The Union. We just
sat at the bar all night, drinking beer and chatting. It
was fun. Then on Saturday, I didn't do anything productive
all day. Saturday night, Julie and I went to Tony's bar with
her roommates Ann
and Megan, and we met our friend Charlie there. My parents
have a Volvo station wagon that has seats in the way-back,
and when I was little, my friend Jason and I used to sit
back there on trips and hold signs out the window to people
in cars. Since we were sitting in one of the front window
booths at Tony's, I thought it would be fun to hold up a
sign to the people walking by! So with a piece of paper I
had in my purse, we made a sign that said "Show Us Your
Hidden Talent!" We held it up in the window as people
walked by, and we had a lot of participants. Here are the
results:
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Had double jointed fingers.
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Had double jointed elbow.
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Wiggled their ears.
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1
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Flipped eyelids inside out. (GROSS!)
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3
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Gave us a thumbs up! (oooh! special!)
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1
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Pretended to think reallllly hard,
as if they were trying to come up with a talent.
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Guys pretended like they were going
to take off their pants. (WEAK!)
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4
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Guys pretended like they were going
to moon us. (equally weak!)
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Guy pretended like he was going to
take his pants off AND pretended to moon us.
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Guy pretended as if he was *thinking*
about dropping his pants. (weakest of all!)
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Dropped pants completely, exposing
boxers!
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Girl flashed her bra at us. (The
same girl actually did this two different times during
the night.)
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Mooned us from the sidewalk.
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1
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Mooned us and actually pressed their
buttcheeks to the glass!!
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1
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Pulled ears out and wiggled tongue.
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5
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Dirty looks given by males.
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7
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Dirty looks given by females.
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2
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Showed us his nipples.
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Touched his nipples.
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Licked his nipple.
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2
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Made an upside-down "bat eyes
mask" with their fingers.
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1
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Gave us the vulcan sign.
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1
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Did the "magic thumb" trick,
where it looks like you are pulling your thumb off.
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2
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Did a dance.
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2
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Did a jig.
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1
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Held a flourescent green glow stick
in place of his crotch.
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1
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Pretended to pick their nose.
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2
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Crotch grab.
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1
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Pretended to play guitar.
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3
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Gave us a "tsk tsk you shouldn't
be doing this" mom-like motion.
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Smacked their own ass
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1
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Wiped face all over glass like a
bug on a windsheild. NOTE: This happened *after* the
guy pressed his buttcheeks on the glass. Hee hee.
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1
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Pretended to sew a thread through
his pants and then pretended to tug on it, and thrust
his crotch accordingly, so it looked like he was pulling
it. (whatever!)
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1
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Old man scratched his butt through
his pants.
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1
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Zipped his fly up and down really
fast.
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1
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Pretended to go on a pony ride.
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1
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Stuck his hand in his pants, stuck
one finger out through his fly (pretending it was his
wang), and then dabbled that finger around in the palm
of his other hand, which was holding a small pile of
loose change.
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It was quite an amazing night. At one point
I went to stand in the bathroom line, and I heard these two
girls talking, and one was saying "Yeah. I missed seeing
that girl's boobs!! Well, not like I WANTED to see it, but
I missed it!!" And I said, "Are you talking about
that girl who flashed her bra?" And she said, "yes!" and
I said, "I'm at the booth that's holding up the signs!!" And
she laughed and said "I'm at the booth right behind
you!" I thought that was funny. We're thinking about
doing it again in the future, but bringing a camera! That
would be fun.
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