October 20, 2005
I bought Charlie and Emma a new toy this weekend, and they
WIGGED OUT. They totally love it so much. Everyone must IMMEDIATELY
go out and buy their cat a Cosmic Catnip Alpine Scratcher.
The reason it is the Big Gay Cosmic Catnip Alpine Scratcher
is because there is a giant rainbow in the sky, and the Alpine
Cat fellow is wearing short shorts, holding a giant phallic
walking stick, and the cat behind him is gently touching his
bum. Check it out!
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