August
10, 2006
Tonight, I went to the Athens County Fair with Summer and
Rose! We watched the Demolition Derby.
Candy Apple!
VROOOOOOOM!
We screamed our faces off for the cars we were rootin' for!
After awhile we headed out to explore the rest of the fair.
Look, that cow has the same name as Rose!
Candy Apples!!!!
As we were walking to the fair, this kid was giving us shit
from the car he was in with his mom!! He was teasing us! Later
we found him at the Lemon Shake Up booth and were like, "YOU!
It's YOU! Not so tough when you're not in your mommy's car,
are you?" and he was so shy and cute. He did not want
me to take his picture so I DID:
Then Summer and I rode the rainbow ride! We rode with these
girls Alexis and Kendra.
After the Rainbow Ride, we made the mistake
of going down the Super Slide. At the top of the slide, something
horrible and frightening happened. Here, Summer and I walk
to our possible impending doom:
Now, this photo is dark and grainy, but I have
utilized high-tech night vision technology, and you can kind
of see what's going on. Basically, there were a shit ton of
people crammed onto a tiny metal platform. A sort of large
woman was trying to position herself onto a sack to go down
the slide, but was having trouble fitting on. Meanwhile, she
was precariously holding a BABY!!! All of a sudden, she slipped
and fell backwards, slamming her head onto the metal wall
behind her!
The structure was shaking and I was grabbing
onto the railing and Summer was like "this is what you
read about when you're like 'how dumb were all of those tons
of people to cram onto that little space' and then you read
about how it PLUMMETED to the EARTH.
Luckily, the baby didn't get hurt, and everyone
worked together to get the mother and the baby down the stairs.
Summer and I hopped on our sacks and slid down to safety.
When we got to the bottom we were like "I
can't believe we're alive." "Let's get the eff out
of here!"
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